Michael Cole


michael cole is an annoying wwe commentator who sounds like he is reading a script.

notable moments
being absolutely destroyed by steve austin
being ddt’d by cody rhodes
being puked on by booker t
being heidenraped by heidenreich

notable quotes
vintage undertaker!!!
the big show has frying pan hands!!!
controlled frenzy!!!
wwe.com daily diva!!!
oh my!!!
the numbers game!!!
not this way d-mnit!!!
i’ve never seen batista on the top rope!!!
n-body has ever man-handled the undertaker like this!!!
this is edges penance!!!
look at the piranha, slithering away!!!
the viper is preparing ro attack!!!
here… comes… the animal!!!

most fans would agree he is a terrible commentator, and would freely listen to mike adamle over him.
edge – “n-body cares about michael cole!!!”
1 more definition
the most idiotic and annoying wrestling commentator ever featured on wwe tv. calls a powerslam a scoop slam… the voice of wwe!?
cole: batista with the big boot!
lawler: michael cole you f-cking moron, that’s a clothesline. who hired you? wait, that would be kevin dunn. and he’s just as moronic as you.

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