Michael Douglas
a finishing move during a s-x act. a michael douglas is when the man c-ms in the girls hair and then slicks it back with a comb, resulting in a similar hairstyle to michael douglas.
your hair looks like it was michael douglas’d.
a term used to refer to the the cl-ss a drug mdma.
have you brought michael douglas along with you? i’m gonna hit the douglas hard tonight in ibiza.
term used when a gentleman hasn’t washed his genitals or “dirty d-ck”, and attempts to put his genitals in his or her mouth trying to give throat cancer.
i’m seeing my side piece tonight after playing basketball. bout to michael douglas that b-tch since my b-lls are dirty.
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