one of the few syndromes whose symptoms yield a net benefit in one’s life. (i.e., this is a syndrome you actually want to have.) typically, michael syndrome is characterized by a dramatic increase in so-called ‘eureka moments’, of which many are incredibly useful ideas and contributions.
in other words, michael syndrome can be thought of as a temporary form of savant syndrome, but it is much more direct in application and does not contain any negative side effects.
my god, he just received his third n-bel prize, fourth turing award, fifth best-selling book, and is making a killing on his newest stock trading strategy… the only explanation: he has a case of michael syndrome.
the raw fish living in the south of the world th-n-sya is such a extraordinary fish
- crippling depreston
when your name is preston and you can’t escape the puns of your name so it actually puts you in a state of depression wow preston! you seem sad. do you have “crippling depreston?”
g-ypop is a word used when talking about how g-y pop singers act, (kpop especially) and is often referring to a group ( ex. bts, exo, 1d, etc.) holy sh-t they should call it g-ypop not kpop, cause i dont think “normal” friends casually kiss all the time
- turkey beaster
a tool used to inject living turkeys with often radioactive chemicals, usually transforming them into rabid beasts. “i got myself a turkey beaster for thanksgiving this year. unfortunately, the turkey got loose and is now going on a murderous rampage in an arby’s.”
beesmer’s have the biggest d-cks ever and the most attractive male around town. man that beesmer is hawt