michamuff
noun, verb; doing a micha adj: micham-ffed, michified
the impromptu growing of a large amount of female pubic hair in an attempt to please both s-xes, and failing on both accounts.
particularly common in the bedford area.
often laughed at behind the back of by “friends,” commonly unknowingly.
“when i got down there last night, man, she had a micha.”
“she is micham-ffed up.”
“i just wish she didn’t have a micham-ff!”
“she’s hot, but i heard she’s michified.”
“she used to be s-xy, now she’s doing a micha.”
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