micheal p is a youtube channel. most of the time he plays roblox and screams. his mic is the greatest mic of all time.
micheal p: hi guys micheal p here, today i’m gonna be quiet because my parents are sleeping.
(30 seconds later)
micheal p: -screams loudly
pikachuism is a religion in which all followers treat pikachu like a god and see pokemon go as an ancient way to talk to the god, most followers are s-xually attracted to pikachu, somehave even bought pikaachu dolls to “have fun” with i follow pikachuism
matthew had just licked your hand. you’re now infected and you are going to get a bad case of bad grades. good luck! matthewitis has caused a string of 50s.
- f*ck me in the tiddy hole
a phrase used to show discomfort or panic. can be abbreviated as fmitth. literally means,”f-ck a phallic device into my nipple holes! a literary phrase coined in 2016 by internet user “seiten”. f-ck me in the tiddy hole! that essay is due tomorrow!
- bill cosmopolitan
1/2 oz of fresh lime juice, 1 oz cranberry juice, 1/2 oz cointreau, 1 1/2 oz vodka citron, 1 tablet of ghb. serve chilled. garnish with slice of lime. will most likely cause the consumer of the beverage to p-ss out, leaving them open to s-xual violation. frat guy #1: hey, so how are you […]
a clothing brand “look, it is the clothing brand zephy! to be extremly h-rny d-mn, that b-tch is zephy like a m-f-!