Michelangelo’s Fountain


when a guy’s initial stream of urine hits the toilet bowel water with so much force that the water shoots a droplet up to eye level.
dude, i drank so much beer at the britney spear’s concert last night and my girlfriend wouldn’t let me p-ss. when i got home i had to p-ss so hard, i cupped my b-lls and shot a michelangelo’s fountain.

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