Michelle Flaherty
the quirky female protagonist, known as the band geek in the original “american pie” series. mich-lle is played by alyson hannigan and deserves an oscar for her performance as this lovable flute-toting band dork.
she is a fun and loving character, who is well-remembered by her amazing personality and fairly good looks. besides the fact that she plays the flute, mich-lle is also socially awkward (possible case of aspergers syndrome) and loves talking about her stories at band camp, by constantly starting a conversation with “this one time, at band camp…..”.
everyone wants a friend like mich-lle.
mich-lle flaherty: oh and this one time, at band camp, i stuck a flute in my p-ssy
jim levenstein: (spits out his drink) excuse me?!
mich-lle flaherty: what? you don’t think i know how to get myself off? h-ll, that’s what half of band camp is, s-x ed.
(brief pause)
mich-lle flaherty: (getting h-rny) so are we going to screw soo? cause i’m getting kind of ansy.
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