Michelle Obama

mannish, anti-whitey, racist, america hating wife of barack obama. she is actually a dude in drag. constantly wears an expression like she is smelling sh-t.
mich-lle obama has a d-ck bigger than barack’s.
mannish wife of barack obama. widely regarded as being more masculine and certainly more gangsta than barack. was rejected by the wnba for ambiguous gender reasons. some have argued that barack is actually gay and believed that he was marrying a man when he married mich-lle.
“i am mich-lle obama and i wear the pants in the family. bring me another beer barack.”
barack hussein obama’s ugly, big armed, america hating, racist, angela davis wannabe, coated tongued, b-tch -ss wife.
mich-lle obama said, “america is a downright mean country.”

she should get the f-ck out of here then.
behemoth, largest first lady ever.. tribal looking amazonian, best selling halloween costume ever… starred in movie, deuce bigelow as ” thats a huge b-tch”
“that was the mich-lle obama of elephants” guiness world record holder of biggest woman
c-nt who took away our soda machines, snacks, and tasty lunches from school and replaced them with cheap nutritious “wholesome” digusting food. ironic because now we teens will be bringing our own even unhealthier lunches, and the public schools will lose funding from lack of students’ will to buy their cr-ppy sh-t-lunches.
dude mich-lle obama’s a c-nt for taking away our food, man.
ikr dood she might as well hire ppl to come to our homes and force feed us health sh-t
obnoxious, totalitarian, m-s-ch-stic wife of our current president. has an inhuman hatred towards good food. would be happy if the entirety of america subsisted entirely off of celery sticks and quiche.
if you take a mousetrap and replace the cheese with a stick of celery, it can now be used as a mich-lle obama trap.
the current first lady who has a nice badonka donk.

she doesn’t look all old dusty like some of the previous first ladies.
i’d f-ck mich-lle obama.

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