Michelle Wasted


a state of being highly intoxicated to the point of -ssaulting and demeaning your friends. signs of mich-lle wasted include slurring of words, stumbling, losing things, dancing on bars, and waking up in unknown places.
“i had s-x in the office because i was mich-lle wasted!”

“let’s go out and get mich-lle wasted tonight!”

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