michigan gas pump


f-ck a girl with your c-ck, hence the pump. once the v-g-n- is dilated, fart in the orifice. hence the gas. michigan, because that’s where my last girlfriend was from.
girl: i’m from michigan

guy: can i give you a michigan gas pump?

girl: only if it is high octane.

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