Michigan Guido
a breed of guido only spotted during the colder, snowy months of the year. unlike the regular guido which can be spotted by it’s signature “popped collar”, the michigan guido uses a scarf worn indoors to signify his f-ggotry with a shirt one-half size too small, as to sell tickets to his gun show. also worth noting, this particular breed (because let’s be honest, any guido is sub-human) will have the typical pursed lips, over-sized fake diamond earring, oompa-loompa tan, and non-gelled wop-dago hair. not to outdone by their jersey counterparts, what they lack in spikey aqua-nett-tude, they make up for in utter f-cktardation, with a dash of douchebaggery, and a heaping load of -ssf-ggery.
i swear to christ if that f-cking michigan guido moved my barstool one more time i would have set his scarf on fire had i a little moar whiskey in my system, and if somebody wouldn’t have stopped me.
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