micro wank



when you wanna climax but you don’t have time to do the whole 45 minute sh-t. feels f-cking amazing, not recommended for the asthmatic community, and usually leaves you with a blister.
p-rnhub: ah neigh whinnymwinny, tu whit to woo, oink~twas brillig, coo coo, get on the washing machine, awhahahhahhhahhahhhhhh
me: fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap squirt heavy breathing.

that was a good little micro w-nk

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