microbate
beating off to anything microsoft or a picture of bill gates
mom: ande what r you doing with that picture of bill gates?
ande: dammit mom can’t i guy microbate in this house
the act of masturbating to thumbnail pictures, especially off of google images.
so i typed in “lesbians in the shower” on google images, and i totally microbated to that sh-t.
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