Microcunt


(noun) :mykroe-kuhnt: – a small, difficult to penetrate, v-g-n-. usually the size pencil eraser.
john: dude i banged this hot chick last night.

thadeus: how’d it go broski?

john: great but the only problem was she had a microc-nt. so it took a while to strike oil if ya know what i mean.

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