similar to micro aggressions, microflirting is flirting on a smaller, much subtler scale. maybe she’s married, he’s engaged, or they’re in the same friend group, but they occaisonally make comments or gestures that suggest that interest.
girl: “hey, i really like your hair today. i love the conservative, clean-cut style.”
guy’s friend later: “bro, she has totally been microflirting with you, man. that’s like the 3rd time she’s complemented your hair.”
(girl and guy hug as they part)
girl’s friend: “gurl, did you see how he gave you strong eye contact and lingered for half a second on your lower back?that was totally a microflirt.”
- midnight milkshake
when a man goes down on a woman with a yeast infection and sucks out all of the leaking puss. when josh came back up for air, he had a little midnight milkshake on his face.
- mountain hog
a man who is in his mid 50s and lives in a trailer home on top of a small size mountain. a mountain hog usually has a beard/goatee and his average weight is usually from the 200 to the 400 pounds. mountain hogs will wear a short sleeve shirt that is tight on him and […]
short for monster musume. a very popular anime of the ecchi genre in which the main female characters are all s*xy monsters. did you watch monmusu yesterday? yeah! suu was co cute! but miia’s best girl for sure!
a really old fat ugly guy he is a nezad (really old fat ugly guy