Micropenology
the study of the elusive microp-n-s; the natural science concerned with the structure, growth, origin, evolution, distribution, and taxonomy of micro-p-n-ses. someone who studies micropenology is considered a micropenologist.
a: “did you see that guy’s microp-n-s?”
b: “no, i couldn’t- it was just too small!”
a: “well, if you would have majored in micropenology, you would have been able to”
the tedious and intriguing study of the masterful microp-n-s.
welcome to micropenology 101, where we will learn that about 3 of 5 of you all have a microp-n-s.
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