fear of small p-n-ses
she abruptly left her one night stand after uncovering the tiny d-ck. she has some serious microphallaphobia.
1. a person who is pretty relaxed or calm, unless properly provoked. 2. tending to have a safe air around. 3. a person who has a comedic feel to them. “that guy is very relaxed” “he’s a jathaniel, they tend to be”
- child abooze
similar to child abuse, but when the abuser is intoxicated. connor: “wow, that man is really whipping his kid like that?” mike: “yeah, it looks like child abooze.
- warm turtle tank
the smell of a woman’s aroused v-g-n-. todd:”last night, vanessa’s warm turtle-tank made me gag.”
- sneaky *sshole
f-ckboys. the sneaky -sshole was flirting other females while in a relationship & even deletes text messages so he doesn’t get caught .
most charming girl i’ve ever met. big booty, s-xy body, a great personality and a pretty face too. she looks five times prettier real life than on a mirror. i love u sushama sushama you look pretty today.