microphoned



during oral s*x, the person giving oral s*x grabs the p*n*s in one hand and slaps the head with the palm of the other hand saying “is this thing on?”

repeat until he answers or falls to the floor.
“she was giving me head, smiled and then the b*tch microphoned me!”

next time you give head and your man hasnt been listening, microphone him. i bet he’ll listen next time!

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