micropretension



a statement that conveys an indirect, subtle, or unintentional affectation that is superfluous or irrelevant to the context of a conversation.

person 1: “did you watch that show?”
person 2: “i don’t have a tv.”

person 1: “are you hungry?”
person 2: “i’m a vegan.”
they were subject to many acts of micropretension at the vegan restaurant.

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