Microwave Bed
a microwave bed is the latest in electronic sleep-intensifying appliances.
if you are a very busy person, a micowave bed is an essentlial piece of equipment. if you are working two jobs for instance, then using a microwave bed means that you can set the timer so that you can have 8 hours sleep in only half-an-hour! if you clock the bios, it is entirely possible that you could wake up, anything up to 2 hours before you actually went to bed and still feel refreshed!
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