Microwave Sex
possible cause for microwave s-x could be premature -j-c-l-t–n. akagetting a quickie from a two hump chump.
gina: i heard lucy broke up with jeff.
beth: why did she do that?
gina: i heard it was because jeff was into microwave s-x
beth: that sounds kinky
gina: not really. what everyone else does in 30 minutes, jeff does in 30 seconds.
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