mid-degree-crisis
-n-
(a) the sudden realization that you have absolutely no idea what you want to major in for the next two years of your 4 year college career.
(b) the sudden realization that a degree in humanities is applicable everywhere yet nowhere at the same time.
(c) the period of confusion around the time when a declaration of major is required to continue lessons at an educational facility
(d) the period spent before a declaration deadline questioning the future of one’s life, usually brought on by a call by an expectant parent.
alex: “hey this party is kickn’, where’s the homeboy chad?”
cletus:”he just got his first call about post college careers from his mom. to say the least he’s either sitting this night out or ptfo already”
alex:”mid-degree-crisis!”
cletus:”totally! bottoms up to graduate school!”
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