Mid-les crisis
the lesbian equivalent of a midlife crises. in some cases this can be a femme suddenly deciding to explore their butch side several years too late into a relationship, or vice versa. in nearly all cases it usually involves one half of a couple suddenly deciding to radically change their style and chase after way younger (probably teenaged) girls.
can be initiated by a “lesbian dragon” and will often later be the cause of “fld”.
everyone agreed that things seemed to be going well between jaclyn and lou’, then jaclyn one day started wearing waistcoats and hitting on confused schoolgirls. her mid-les crisis pretty much killed the relationship overnight.
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