Mid-Shift Shaft
when you become so unbearably h-rny at the sight of the beautiful new hostess (or anyone, for that matter), that you invite them into the freezer, linen closet, bathroom, etc, and f-ck their brains out during the shift
she was lookin` hot, so i took her into the freezer and gave that girl some mid-shift shaft between the chicken and the creamer.
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