Middle-distance relationship
a middle-distance relationship, or “mdr”, is when two people find themselves living with -just- enough distance between them that they can’t see each other as often as they’d like — shorter than the distance between taylor swift and adele’s vocal ranges but longer than the time it takes to master the catchy lyrics to tay tay’s latest chart-topper. commonly used for a relationship with a significant other, friend, or friend’s pet that lives more than 30 minutes, one bridge or a very large hill away.
person 1: how often do you see your bff?
person 2: um, like once a month tops. she lives all the way in oakland.
person 1: ew. i hate crossing the bridge.
person 2: i know, but i love her. she makes having a middle-distance relationship totes worth
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