middle village


a suburban area in queens, new york in which white kids for some reason think they are black. you can find a group of these either at juniper, at atlas, or maybe even phillies(who the f-ck goes there?). and most dont return home from olh cuz theyre not little middle skool kiddies. basically it can be a pretty okay place as long as you know enough normal people.
girl: heyy like omg lets go hang out by middle village
guy: yahh b-tch yahh lets go chill in the f-ckin park iight
a town so nice they never named it twice. no middle village is a sh-t bag full of gangsters and guidos , but slowly but steady becoming skinny jean skater f-gs . the main group going around is our lady of hope (olh). apparently there the smartest school in the diocese. but most of them think its cool to hold switch blades in their backpacks and act gay. they hang out in phillies where their amazing chefs don’t wash their hands and pick they noses. they go to atlas to look like a cool roaming gang. they go to the park to meet their b-tches & hoes and think its cool to f-ck around with random people. also st.margrets is also running around acting black. then we have high school kids from christ the king who smoke outside of 7-11 to look mad gangster. this gangster phases last from the ages of 9 – 18.
mad gangster smoking wannabe bad-ss middle village
a town in the middle of queens , by which the population consists of guidos and white kids who try to act “gangster”.many people try to earn ” street cred” by calling middle village “murdaville” .all the teens are either sl-ts or pimps. they hang out in a park or at phillies….(real gangster ..huh). many of the parents paied for their children to graduate from one of the most retarted schools ever olh. so basically…middle village is a sh-t hole with a touch of howard beach wannabees.
” yo homie , why all these kids be trying to act gangsta??”
” its middle village son.”
a neighborhood in the borough of queens, ny. yeah, it has annoying punk kids but at least they have personalities and some kind of b-lls compared to puss- li kids. of course the dumb guidos and loud mouth guido b-tch-s that think they are so tough as they borrow mommy and daddy’s car and cash can be a h-ssle but entertaining at the same time.

it is diverse and a nice community once you get past that and has the best park in queens with the nicest view of nyc.
typical guido bitc- from middle village: i’m an italian princess!!! i got my tan acrylic nails glued on and now i need to get my blonde highlights over my black hair for the summer.

typical guido: yeah yeah.

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