Middlebrooke

a rather large middle school located in the center of wilton, connecticut. middlebrooke is populated mostly of stuck up rich kids that belong to country clubs and teachers that wish they were as rich as their students. the school does not possess a uniform, however basically all of the students wear the exact same f-cking thing.

the princ-p-l of the school is maria coleman, but she’s super hot so everybody just wants to f-ck her. it is not uncommon to find fat 7th graders jerking off to pictures of her in the bathroom. coleman has dealt with her distracting s-xiness by sending far less attractive people to enforce the bizarre middlebrooke rules.

mrs. cuarez is not be of these individuals. she is an -sshole. dr. leanard was another one of these people. but he had gay s-x with one of the students in a macy’s parking lot, and now he’s not here anymore.

the cafeteria food in middlebrooke is the equivalent of reaching up your -ss, pulling out the first thing you touch and shoving it down your throat. it either tastes like plastic, dog sh-t, human flesh, or all of them at the same time. it is unclear why the rich kids of middlebrooke stand for such a horrifying cuisine.

the walls in the bathrooms/lockerooms in middlebrooke are covered with crude drawings of the human anatomy, specifically d-cks. janitors are frequently spotted in the bathrooms/lockerooms attempting to remove the p-n-ses from the walls, but it is no use, as there will only be more tomorrow.
wiltonian middlebrooke student: ” great i just drew the 789th d-ck in the boy’s lockeroom.”

student from another school: “you must go to middlebrooke.”