middles


the nether region between a girls legs…otherwise known as her v-g-n-
“hey baby, i really love eating your middles”
a tall kick -ss chick who plays in position three. hardest job on the court, and blocks like its n-bodys business. her hits are insanely hard and amazing. the one who looks the best in spandex because of her long legs. p-ssing isnt her forte, but she’ll kick anyones -ss in hitting. middles are often feisty and crazy. they know how to have a good time on and off the court. hot, tall, funny, and fantastic at volleyball. who wouldnt love a middle?
“oh my god….shes a fine middle.”
middles are the tests that take place at the end of the first semester of the school year. since they aren’t finals, they are middles, because they take place in the middle of the year.
“dude, don’t you just hate middles?”
“yeah, man, they’re r-t-rded. just make us take 1 final to get it over with.”
when you’re being left out of something that’s “middle”. the appropriate response to being left out or ignored is to yell “middle” to let the people around you know that you need attention.
middle! throw it in the middle!” or “can we get some attention here in the middle?
s-xy, creative, hilarious, musically inclined man. great lips. into style and fashion, always lookin right.
wow girl, did you see middle? i wouldn’t mind a drink of that…

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