Middletown, Ohio
a tiny little sh-thole of a town, consisting mainly of ghettos with a m-ssive steel mill at it’s center with no real infrastructure to speak of where the lowest forms of life in sw ohio come to b-tch about their miserable excuse of a life.
person 1: dude, wanna go hang in middletown, ohio tonight?
person 2: no. it took me years to get out of that town and i don’t want it to suck me back into it’s endless abyss.
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