Midg
n. a blatant h-m-s-xual of small stature. thinks sl00t is his girlfriend, but she is simply a wh-r-. firm supporter of censorship. firm supporter of -n-l s-x.
for b-n-r’s sake midg, you are a f-g.
1) the nasty crust that forms on the side of a person’s lips when they eat oreos.
2) a wiener that it so small it hurts people’s feelings! (a derivative of midget).
that fat chick has midg mouth! i want to punch those crusties off her dirty, greasy face!
also,
i hit that noob right in the b-lls… then i realized that he a midg and i started to cry.
n. a person of small stature that is easily angered and will kill on command.
v. the action of knocking all the books out of a persons hand while pointing at them and laugh and in the process insulting their mother.
midg, midg ‘im!
haha. you got midged. just like i midged your mom last night. -humping motion-
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