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Midget Time Police

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• milato

  a person that is half african american and half caucasian. my friends say i look hispanic, but i’m actually milato.

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• Excrementally Challenged

  when someone is constipated or cannot cr-p. person 1: bro, i haven’t p–ped for two days. person 2: so you’re excrementally challenged? constipated. man, i shouldn’t have chugged all that pepto bismol, i’m gonna be totally excrementally challenged for the next few days.

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