Midgetesque
adj. when someone is really short but is not technically cl-ssified as a midget by the standard of 3’8” from the little people of america (lpa). this word is important because it is rare to find someone that is legally a midget, so when you want to make a joke about the short person in the group they don’t make it not funny anymore by saying, “well technically blah blah blah…”
john: you should just get a midget to sit in front of your tv to change the channels
adam: dude if i could find one i’d even pay them.
john: you could totally pay taylor to do that, she’s looking for a job
adam: yea, she is pretty midgetesque.
john: is that even a word?
adam: i don’t know, it’s probably on urban dictionary and if not it will be soon.
-actual facebook conversation-
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