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one of the single most boring places to live. this town is the hometown of the dow chemical company and dow corning. consequently inhabitants tend to mutate. located in michigan.
person 1: im like totally hanging out at jen’s house in midland tonight
person 2: hope you dont come back glowing green.
by far the best part of england.
bbc midlands today
easily the dirtiest most f-cked up place on the face of the earth. its a place where abo’s congregate to drink emu export…then sleep…and in some cases….die. midland is a pimple on societys -ss. oh yea i spose its got a train station which is ok…but the rest is f-cked.

p.s – midland is in australia, w.a….
“dude are you going to midland tonight?”, “what the f-ck man? who in their right mind would want to go there???”
a town in the middle of no where texas, were everyone is too involved in sports. that has horrible shopping but great mexican food.
you can so tell she’s from midland.
a dry, desert place in texas that is big on oil. has one mall and some things to do scattered around the city. big on sports. but it is by far not a rural place. it is a nice city to be raised in for little ones, but not one you want to stay in forever.
crih: hey, you want to hang out at my place or the mall today?

hsu: yeah, what else is there to do?

crih: idk…

hsu: yep, thats midland
midland, texas. the single most amazing town in the entire world. there is legitimately no other place to live other than midland. when people talk about how awful it is, it is very obviously a very funny joke because no one would ever say anything bad about midland, texas. because honestly, there is absolutely nothing bad to say about this wonderful place. everyone is so cl-ssy and friendly and smart and there is never a dull moment. one will never run out of things to do in midland. why? because it is the best town in the entire f-cking world. everyone wishes they could live there, but they’re scared they’ll never want to leave. midland forever.
person 1: hey what should we do tonight? i’m so bored.
person 2: lets go to midland!
person 1: yeah! best idea you’ve ever had!!!!

person 1: this is almost as great as midland.
person 2: nothing is as great as midland.

person 1: i love you like i love midland.
person 2: wow, let’s just get married now.

midluuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
the midlands –
1. a fictional place in britain because no one knows where it really starts or finishes.
2. re-named to birmingham to disguise its poor ident-ty and reputation. this didn’t work
”i’m from the midlands”

”you mean you’re from birmingham”

”yes”

”poor sod”

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