MIDLF


mother i don’t like to f-ck. a mother who is so ugly you don’t want to place your p-n-s anywhere near her. the opposite of a milf.
person: i hear our friend’s mom is a milf!

person2: really? oh, wait thats not a milf, thats a midlf.

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