Midnight Children


a book by salman rushdie, but also the definition of two sleep deficient kids who converse over the phone during the periods of 12am-3am for a variety of reasons.
kid 1: hey did you hear about those kids?
kid 2: the ones that get like 4 hrs of sleep a night?
kid 1: they look like they are midnight children…
kid 2: oh that explains it…

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