Midnight Finger
this is when you are laying with a chick that has fallen asleep and you are so h-rny that you try and finger her in the p-ssy while she sleeps. this is often followed up with the immediate “midnight slap,” “what were you just doing!!??” and the “get out of my room!”
she fell asleep and i tried to give her the midnight finger.
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