Midnight Ink
the act of j-zzing in a sleeping persons eyes whilst first removing all light bulbs and locking all possible escape routes barr your exit, leaving your victim dazed and confused. the internationally recognised signal that an impending inking is coming is to make a swirling motion with your finger whilst raised above yours or your victims head.
me: did you f-ck that bird you went home with the other night
mate: nah got her back and she wouldn’t even let me give her a fingering
me: so what did ya do
mate: midnight ink’ed her (swirls his finger above head)
me: no
mate: yep i even boarded up the cat flap, b-tch took 2 hours to get out!
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