Midnight Lotto Ticket
-j-c-l-t-ng on a woman’s back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.
this chick p-ssed out in my bed before we could do anything, so i gave her a midnight lotto ticket.
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