midnight lunch
a social meal enjoyed in the middle of the night. less formal than a regular dinner, yet more s-xually productive than a mid-day lunch, the midnight lunch makes for the perfect compromise offered to a booty-call desiring a meal and a public appearance, yet not deserving of prime-time pricing.
since most fine restaurants are closed at this time, one can get away with treating their date to an economical meal at denny’s or a taco shop while appearing to be the victim of circ-mstance, rather than just cheap.
“hey steve, boquisha was telling her girls you two went out on a date last tuesday, is that true?”
-clarence
“hardly, she came over and we went in the jacuzzi and did our thing. i got hungry after so i decided to treat her to a midnight lunch at bennigans.”
– steve
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“hey baby, i saw you were online, thought you might be up for a little swim and a midnight lunch…”
-boy
“sounds good, i love denny’s ranch dressing, do you have a wifebeater i can borrow? i lost my swimsuit..”
-girl
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