Midnight Sailor
after an extremely drunk one-night stand, when the girl is p-ssed out drunk, you p-ss and outline around her body before sneaking out of the house.
i’m really glad i drank all that beer last night, it took a lot of p-ss to give that fat girl the ol’ midnight sailor.
a notorius bedwetter, someone who can’t hold their mud. diaper wearing adult
“can you believe crane drank 12 beers and turned into a midnight sailor”
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