Midtown Clowns
reside or claim to reside within the historic area of westport, kansas city, mo and surrounding neighborhoods. the ever-changing social circle of pseudo-hipsters who hate on anyone who isn’t within earshot at the moment . usually wear head-to-toe thrift store items much to their detriment. smell distinctly of desperation tinged day old liquor intermingling with soured dreams. any out of towner would be amused yet simultaneously aghast when inundated with their deluded self important bullsh-t. literally walking, talking, puking contradictions of independent reason, thought, knowledge and accountability.
i’d go to the show tonight but i have feeling it will be crawling with midtown clowns, best not to stir up the herd.
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