Midwest Sucks
the belief that the middle of the united states is inferior to the east,west,south,north coastal areas.
comedians say it a lot when they are doing shows on the coasts.”the midwest sucks.i was in south dakota last week and asked some of the backstage people if they had a lot of jews and they said”yup we have apple,grape all kinds of juice”.
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