mike ‘the health ranger’ adams
1. a fear-mongering crack-smoking swindler, scientology schemester, and snake oil selling sociopath
2. the founder of natural news. the most reputable source of crackpot conspiracies and wacky medical quackery
3. anyone who spews unfounded bullsh-t out both ends for one’s own financial/personal/social gain. generally in an attempt to overcompensate for one’s incredibly inadequete p-n-s size and meaningless, insignificant, pathetic existence
i practice alternative medicine {nose held high}. because of mike ‘ the health ranger’ adams ive realized western medicine is a hoax…i am of such superior intelligence and much more savy than you sheeple because i read a glorified blog and now im a medical expert….{insert self-satisfying smugness}
i consult mike ‘the health ranger’ adams for all my medical and health needs….even though he has no license/degree/education/training/experience in medicine, biology, chemistry, physics, anatomy, physiology, pathology, genetics, nutrition, immunology, or any other relevant disipline for that matter. but he does have a webpage. and its not like any -sshole with a computer and internet access can claim any unfounded horsesh-t they please
thank god mike ‘the health ranger’ adams debunked the link between hiv and aids. he’s such a visionary. i cant believe no one else is brilliant enough to figure out it was all a bunch of sh-t
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