Mikey-mike
the act of making a profoundly pompous or arrogant statement then quickly retreating to a modest position while maintaining the former is still a fact. the term was coined when inconspicuous characters with common names, such as ‘michael’ or ‘joseph’, would act like consequence-free tv-personalities in the real world.
guy: i have an invite i’d like to extend your way. how bout a couple of drinks then we blow this popsicle stand and go to the real party at my house! or hey what do you want to do?
girl: quit being a mikey-mike, why don’t we just hang out?
guy: what does that even mean? you know i could use a break once in awhile – it’s hard being the guy that knows where all the fun spots are!
guy #1: i was thinking about buying a car, got any suggestions?
gentleman #2: my porsche, exceuse me porscha, is just collecting dust and with this economy you should seriously consider investing in private jets – my g6 is making me a killing! or have you considered the environmentally friendly bike?
guy #1: i definitely need a car. can you name a few realistic ones i would actually buy?
gentleman #2: you could really use a workout, go with the bike.
guy #1: later mikey-mike.
gentleman #2: i love the name! could we change it to dj mikey-mike pizzle? i feel it would really bring out my creative personality!
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