generally a rather fat person
girl 1: he’s so fat
girl 2: he must be a mikhael
girl 1: totally
- dryer dump
fecal matter deposited into someone’s dryer usually. “someone dropped a dryer dump at our party last night. i thought it was a brown sock and picked it up.”
- snarfle the cooter
when your dog is so vigorously licking it’s privates it makes motorboat sounds in order to breathe. man, is your dog snoring or are you letting her snarfle the cooter again?
a person who indulges in self love over a pair of shoes. they may have a foot or shoe fetish. potentially linked to submissive behaviour or practices, including cbt just uploaded a photo of my new shoes and the shoew-nkers have found it already
- p*ssy cracker
the act of your s-xual partner making you c-m. he then takes a cracker, soaks up your c-m and feeds it to you. sheila was hungry so joe gave her a p-ssy cracker to eat.