mile high lie


when one is on a flight and has to cr-p to bad they cant see straight, they sprint down the isle into the ultra small restroom, shut the door and proceed to try to take care of business, just to realize that it is all just a lie….your body refuses to p–p a mile high.
dude, each time i fly i am haunted and reminded of the mile high lie, no matter how bad i have to p–p when i get to the restroom in the back of the plane my body shuts down and refuses to defecate, it is maddening.

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