mileage whore
female traveler with a compulsion to collect airline frequent flier miles/points. obsessively charges every possible item on her airline-affiliated credit cards. she selects hotels & rental car companies based on how many promotions or bonus miles they will contribute to her accounts.
she’s got her elite status cards and sits in first cl-ss drinking champagne with the suits because she’s a serious mileage wh-r-.
a person, typically in consulting, who will go out of their way and often inconvenience others to fly the same airline and gain the most miles while flying from point a to point b.
“neil is such a mileage wh-r-, we routed through denver with a 3 hour layover to go from chicago to new york just so he could get to premier executive status. but i have to admit…those cheese sticks and crackers in the red carpet club made me want to be a wh-r-.”
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