miles milkshake


when a group of men simultaneously -j-c-l-t- into a blender, blend their s-m-n with soy milk, blueberries and a splash of cinnamon to create a nice desert after a long day of hard work.
miles, iowa is the birthplace of the miles milkshake after a game of truth or dare went horribly wrong. caution: not to be consumed by minors, pregnant women or hispanics.

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