MILF Wand


male s-xual organ, used for penetrating ladies 30 years old or older that had offspring. possess magical powers with milf’s to make them do abnormal activities.
i was in da club an b-tches were all up on me. this one hoa made my milf wand start to rise.

i best friends mom can’t get enough of my milf wand, it’s like her heroin but i’m not complaining.
last night at the club we did karaoke with this soccer mom convention, then took one home to sing in to my milf wand all night.

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