Military Goggles



military goggles – n. the phenomenon that happens when someone instantly becomes more attractive just by being in the military.

not to be confused with tactical goggles (totally different).
at first i thought mike was a 7, but then he put his acus on. it might be the military goggles, but now mike is definitely a 9.

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