military goggles – n. the phenomenon that happens when someone instantly becomes more attractive just by being in the military.
not to be confused with tactical goggles (totally different).
at first i thought mike was a 7, but then he put his acus on. it might be the military goggles, but now mike is definitely a 9.
- miserable b*tch face
follow on from the term, “resting b*tch face”. means the person, normally a girl / woman has a miserable looking face and looks like a right b*tch. is that girl upset or does she just have a miserable b*tch face.
south african slang for a buffoon or a fool. don’t be a moegoe or i’ll moer you stukkend
- morning suprise
wakin up with a little sh*t in your boxers. dude:i had a crazy night last night. friend:dude did you have a morning suprise? dude:(whispers) yes. it was the worst.
a r*t*rded *ss b*tch. f*ck off muckworm